好莱坞剧本,我的小弟一大把,亨特来做收银员

你知道怎样写好莱坞剧本吗?
好莱坞就是个大傻瓜,
主角是我山东义和团!
我扶清灭洋,我刀枪不入。

Do you know how to write hollywood movie?
Hollywood is an idiot,
but it's all about me! a boxer from Shandong,
I supported the Qing government and exterminate the foreigners.
I fight like superman.

我有个小弟是 NBA,
见到我从来没废话,
专心打球给我看,
他死大的鞋子都在我家工厂里。
亨特-拜登白白来做收银员,
他爸爸就是赵-拜登。
伺候的不错,就赐姓赵。
奥巴马要他转向亚洲,
我给他钱就转向颐和园。
南海就是这样轻松赚到手。
美国人要他研究中国五毛,
一转身他跟着我研究投资公司,
然后又想做美国大总统。

I have a boy play NBA,
he dribble the ball with shut up mouth,
because I run sweatshops making all the sneakers for their stars.
Hunter Biden witless bagman pass my money to his father,
Joe Biden, who's good, so grant him Chinese name called Joe.
Obama let hime "pivot to Asia",
Of course I paid hime to pivot to nowhere.
Thus, we militarized the south China Sea.
Another time he supposed to learn 50 cents,
but I let him learn capital investment,
then he run for President.

我还有个小弟叫安提法,
我教他黑命贵要放火,
他学得好快放了火还顺手抢包包,
做为主角我好开心。

I have another idiot boy Antifa-BLM,
teach hime to be looters and arsonists,
I watch and love every minutes and
he rob an expensive bag as bonus.

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全部FC, 完全 FC,
上面的剧本都已经被白宫经济顾问纳瓦罗 Fact checked 了哈:
中文:https://www.epochtimes.com/b5/20/11/4/n12523612.htm
英文:https://www.theepochtimes.com/full-transcript-peter-navarro-on-u-s-trade-policy-with-china-and-allegations-about-the-biden-familys-business-dealings_3560104.html
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所以我就好奇怪,为什么赵拜登上台中国人会开心?美国一定要打过来吼吼啊啊啊!哈哈哈
我把美国总统搞成了这样子,美国佬不打过来我都会感觉好奇怪,哈哈哈。
幾日不見,您的文風是越發地多元化了。
>>幾日不見,您的文風是越發地多元化了。

突然想搞笑一下, 品葱一片 Biden 上台就是世界末日的样子。
赵-拜登真是我们赵家人的骄傲。反美任务做的太好了,颠覆特朗普政府

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