大选等结果太紧张，我来发一个里根笑话放松一下气氛
There was once upon a time that to be a Republican in this area of the country
felt a little it by a bit like being Gary Cooper in high noon, out outnumbered in a big way.
从前在这个地方作为一个共和党人是一个很稀奇的事，像加里·库珀在正午里一样，人数被民主党人大大超过。
But I remember the story of a fellow who was running for office as a Republican and he was in a rural area and that wasn't known to be Republican and he stopped by a farm to do some campaigning
and when the farmer heard he was a Republican his jaw dropped and he said
wait right here till I go get mom she's never seen a Republican before.
但是我还记得一个尝试竞选的共和党人的故事。他在一个比较农村的地方，那个地方没有多少共和党人。在他竞选途中他在一个农场停留了一下，当那的农民听到他是个共和党人时，他下巴都惊讶地掉了，然后说“请等在这里，我去叫我妈，她一辈子还没见过一个共和党人”
So he got her and the candidate looked around for a podium from which to give his speech
and the only thing he could find was a pile of that stuff that Bess Truman took
35 years trying to get Harry to call fertilizer. so he got up on the mound and when they
came back he gave his speech
所以这个农民叫来了他妈，这个候选者在四周看想找一个平台来发表一个演讲。然而他唯一能找到的就是一些贝丝·杜鲁门花了35年时间想让哈利叫肥料的那些东西。所以他们用一袋袋那些东西做了一个堆，等他们做完后，那个候选人站在那上面做了一个演讲。
And at the end of it the farmer said that's the first time I ever heard a Republican speech and the candidate said that's the first time I've ever given a Republican speech, from a Democratic platform
演讲结束以后，那个农民说：“这是我第一次听到一个共和党演讲”。然后那个候选人说：“这是我第一次给出一个共和党演讲, 从民主党的平台上”。
注：每次选举时，两党都会把自己所支持的”政策”称为自己的platform（平台）。
那些像肥料的东西，显然就是屎。
所以，结论还要我说么？
felt a little it by a bit like being Gary Cooper in high noon, out outnumbered in a big way.
从前在这个地方作为一个共和党人是一个很稀奇的事，像加里·库珀在正午里一样，人数被民主党人大大超过。
But I remember the story of a fellow who was running for office as a Republican and he was in a rural area and that wasn't known to be Republican and he stopped by a farm to do some campaigning
and when the farmer heard he was a Republican his jaw dropped and he said
wait right here till I go get mom she's never seen a Republican before.
但是我还记得一个尝试竞选的共和党人的故事。他在一个比较农村的地方，那个地方没有多少共和党人。在他竞选途中他在一个农场停留了一下，当那的农民听到他是个共和党人时，他下巴都惊讶地掉了，然后说“请等在这里，我去叫我妈，她一辈子还没见过一个共和党人”
So he got her and the candidate looked around for a podium from which to give his speech
and the only thing he could find was a pile of that stuff that Bess Truman took
35 years trying to get Harry to call fertilizer. so he got up on the mound and when they
came back he gave his speech
所以这个农民叫来了他妈，这个候选者在四周看想找一个平台来发表一个演讲。然而他唯一能找到的就是一些贝丝·杜鲁门花了35年时间想让哈利叫肥料的那些东西。所以他们用一袋袋那些东西做了一个堆，等他们做完后，那个候选人站在那上面做了一个演讲。
And at the end of it the farmer said that's the first time I ever heard a Republican speech and the candidate said that's the first time I've ever given a Republican speech, from a Democratic platform
演讲结束以后，那个农民说：“这是我第一次听到一个共和党演讲”。然后那个候选人说：“这是我第一次给出一个共和党演讲, 从民主党的平台上”。
注：每次选举时，两党都会把自己所支持的”政策”称为自己的platform（平台）。
那些像肥料的东西，显然就是屎。
所以，结论还要我说么？
