【严肃文学】亚马逊上架习近平为主角的情色小说《Xi's the one》

购买链接:https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L

貌似是4美刀23页
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剧情纲要:

She's a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he's the president of the People's Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny's Pizza Barn. "Call me Xi Dada," he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.

八年前习近平访问美国时,桑德拉卡普兰当时是芝加哥一家披萨饼店的服务员,被习近平看上后经过手下的安排,当晚就去总统套房

这八年期间中国大使馆每个月给桑德拉一万美元,桑德拉也经常去北京找包子啪啪

读者评价:

Best Chinese Communist Party erotica since "Hu's That Guy?"
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分享 2020-08-07

11 个评论

可根据港区国安法将贝索斯送中……
芝加哥假日?

那条评论倒是亮点颇多:

However, it is my sad duty to mark down the book due to a number of critical errors that all Xi Jinping erotica should contain as per the constitution of the People's Republic of China:

- No fanny patting.
- No whispers of harmony.
- Completely fails to highlight the benefits of the One Road One Belt Initiative.

Hence: 3 shining socialist stars out of five. Only the glorious flag of the PRC deserves the full five stars.
哈哈有個油管還把這個作為真事在那說😂,我是沒意見的就看當事人會不會吿他誹謗。
贝索斯要被自愿改国籍了
高雅文学,下单支持,我这就跟我中南海的亲戚说下,让他给习呆呆捎个话。
這鬼玩意比衛生紙還貴
這封面也太偷懶了一點
贝索斯要被自愿改国籍了

貝索斯一覺醒來 發現在西雅圖被嫖娼了 ~中國大使館的女員工
4美元23页。。。本子价?
這封面也太偷懶了一點

就算习近平真这身材我也不信他能扛200斤麦子走十里山路不换肩
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