【严肃文学】亚马逊上架习近平为主角的情色小说《Xi's the one》
购买链接：https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
貌似是4美刀23页
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剧情纲要：
She's a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he's the president of the People's Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny's Pizza Barn. "Call me Xi Dada," he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.
八年前习近平访问美国时，桑德拉卡普兰当时是芝加哥一家披萨饼店的服务员，被习近平看上后经过手下的安排，当晚就去总统套房
这八年期间中国大使馆每个月给桑德拉一万美元，桑德拉也经常去北京找包子啪啪
读者评价：
Best Chinese Communist Party erotica since "Hu's That Guy?"
貌似是4美刀23页
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51sR3dkZ0VL.jpg
剧情纲要：
She's a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he's the president of the People's Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny's Pizza Barn. "Call me Xi Dada," he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.
八年前习近平访问美国时，桑德拉卡普兰当时是芝加哥一家披萨饼店的服务员，被习近平看上后经过手下的安排，当晚就去总统套房
这八年期间中国大使馆每个月给桑德拉一万美元，桑德拉也经常去北京找包子啪啪
读者评价：
Best Chinese Communist Party erotica since "Hu's That Guy?"
12 个评论
可根据港区国安法将贝索斯送中……
芝加哥假日？
那条评论倒是亮点颇多：
However, it is my sad duty to mark down the book due to a number of critical errors that all Xi Jinping erotica should contain as per the constitution of the People's Republic of China:
- No fanny patting.
- No whispers of harmony.
- Completely fails to highlight the benefits of the One Road One Belt Initiative.
Hence: 3 shining socialist stars out of five. Only the glorious flag of the PRC deserves the full five stars.
那条评论倒是亮点颇多：
However, it is my sad duty to mark down the book due to a number of critical errors that all Xi Jinping erotica should contain as per the constitution of the People's Republic of China:
- No fanny patting.
- No whispers of harmony.
- Completely fails to highlight the benefits of the One Road One Belt Initiative.
Hence: 3 shining socialist stars out of five. Only the glorious flag of the PRC deserves the full five stars.
哈哈有個油管還把這個作為真事在那說😂，我是沒意見的就看當事人會不會吿他誹謗。
贝索斯要被自愿改国籍了
高雅文学，下单支持，我这就跟我中南海的亲戚说下，让他给习呆呆捎个话。
這鬼玩意比衛生紙還貴
這封面也太偷懶了一點
贝索斯要被自愿改国籍了
貝索斯一覺醒來 發現在西雅圖被嫖娼了 ~中國大使館的女員工
4美元23页。。。本子价？
這封面也太偷懶了一點
就算习近平真这身材我也不信他能扛200斤麦子走十里山路不换肩
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这封面P图技术比B站的差远了。
