一个美丽的误会——柯玲玲写给习近平的英文信。
1982年，柯玲玲打算去英国移民，想问习近平愿不愿意一起去，又不好意思直接开口。
就给习近平留了一封英文信，以文字传达自己的意思，信是这么写的：
Dear Xi：（亲爱的习）
I'm going to England, （我要去英国了）
do you want to go with me? （你想跟我一起去吗？）
we can take shower every day in England（在英国，我们每天都可以洗澡）
信写完了，虽然写得非常简单，但习近平还是看不懂。
习近平就拿着信问好哥们儿王岐山，这写得啥？
王岐山人称鬼子6，但其实英文也一般，就看得懂个“shower“，王岐山跟习近平说“说是喊你洗澡”
习近平一听脸涨的通红，觉得是对自己的侮辱。坚决不去英国，跟柯玲玲办了离婚。
因为习近平从陕北来的，陕北那个地方缺水，大家都不洗澡。他以为柯玲玲是嫌他脏。
后来他硬生生打了5年飞机才找到了彭丽媛
但其实习近平误会了。
柯玲玲信的意思是说英国有独立的卫生间，在家里就可以洗澡了。
那时候中国人家是不能洗澡的，要去公共澡堂。
可以说由于柯玲玲的害羞使用了英文，导致了文化上的隔阂。
从这个故事中，我们可以看出语言是多么的重要。
就给习近平留了一封英文信，以文字传达自己的意思，信是这么写的：
Dear Xi：（亲爱的习）
I'm going to England, （我要去英国了）
do you want to go with me? （你想跟我一起去吗？）
we can take shower every day in England（在英国，我们每天都可以洗澡）
信写完了，虽然写得非常简单，但习近平还是看不懂。
习近平就拿着信问好哥们儿王岐山，这写得啥？
王岐山人称鬼子6，但其实英文也一般，就看得懂个“shower“，王岐山跟习近平说“说是喊你洗澡”
习近平一听脸涨的通红，觉得是对自己的侮辱。坚决不去英国，跟柯玲玲办了离婚。
因为习近平从陕北来的，陕北那个地方缺水，大家都不洗澡。他以为柯玲玲是嫌他脏。
后来他硬生生打了5年飞机才找到了彭丽媛
但其实习近平误会了。
柯玲玲信的意思是说英国有独立的卫生间，在家里就可以洗澡了。
那时候中国人家是不能洗澡的，要去公共澡堂。
可以说由于柯玲玲的害羞使用了英文，导致了文化上的隔阂。
从这个故事中，我们可以看出语言是多么的重要。
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很搞笑，但来源是？那本不能说的书，我好像不记得有这个情节
很搞笑，但来源是？那本不能说的书，我好像不记得有这个情节
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Secretary: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
President: "Great. Lay it on me."
Secretary: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
President: "That's what I want to know."
Secretary: "That's what I'm telling you."
President: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Secretary: "Yes."
President: "I mean the fellow's name."
Secretary: "Hu."
President: "The guy in China."
Secretary: "Hu."
President: "The new leader of China."
Secretary: "Hu."
President: "The Chinaman!"
Secretary: "Hu is leading China."
President: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Secretary: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
President: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Secretary: "That's the man's name."
President: "That's who's name?"
Secretary: "Yes."
President: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Secretary: "Yes, sir."
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Secretary: "That's correct."
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Secretary: "Kofi?"
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Secretary: "You want Kofi?"
President: "No."
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President: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Secretary: "Yes, sir."
President: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Secretary: "Kofi?"
President: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Secretary: "And call who?"
President: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Secretary: "Hu is the guy in China."
President: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Secretary: "Yes, sir."
President: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Secretary: "Kofi."
President: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
Secretary (picks up the phone): "Rice, here."
President: "Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?"
Secretary: She (Xi)? When (Wen)?
President: Let's speak to Ms English (Tsai Ing-wen) to make things easier!
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